That awkward stage between jailbait and cougar...

Does anyone remember "Saved by the Bell" ???

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! I'M GETTING OLD. I have come to realize my life will now consist of sitting at home eating, watching tv till I can't take it anymore, reading and possibly taking up the hobby of knitting. What am I to do?! It's funny how I use phrases from "Saved by the Bell", "Doug", "USA High", "California Dreams" or "I Love Lucy" and NOBODY knows what I am talking about. Is it me or is it hot in here? I think menopause might be just around the corner.  Isn't that lovely? I have taken up a retired person's hobby of hiking and blogging. Even though many young people do hike and blog, it's not something I would have imagined myself doing at this age. 

I don't know who all the "hip" bands are. The only ones I like or have heard are, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and just a handful of others. Today's generations SUCKS...not all, but most just flat out SUCK. Kids have no respect these days. ( Seriously, I sound like an elderly individual). The lack of responsibility in parents these days is definitely atypical. Sad, but true. Man, I sound like I am an old woman already. My birthday is coming in 7 months and after that, I am going to stop counting my age. So naturally I feel like that awkward stage between jailbait and cougar. You are what you eat and I eat fresh and healthy. :) When guys ask me how old I am...UGH. Really guy, really?? They look at me like I've got two heads and nine teeth. Seriously, if you can't handle the fact that I'm waaaaayyyy older than you...sheesh! Well, like I always say...pass that chardonnay. It will do me splendidly. Happy Halloween everyone. :)

J. Cay